~ Sir John Emerich Edward Dalberg-Acton, 1887
It's taken nearly a year, but I have finally amassed 450 paw points. So soon I'll have enough gathered to make the 500-point 'Cat Play Cave' the new secret world headquarters for one of my most powerful minions.
Oh wait, it's out-of-stock...
I don't really envision taking over the world with the Crystal Studded collar or a 14lb box of Fresh Step. I need a new plan.