Michaelboy found some fool to share!
Michaelboy was plowing on their farm and struck oil - black gold! They can't use all of it themselves.
They didn't file any permitting with the DNR or any perform soil protection/remediation studies so now their soil is toxic and their entire crop has been destroyed. They are moving into a prefab condo in the city to build a meth lab in order to pay their fines and buy groceries at Publix.