I love Stonyfield Farm's Oikos Greek Yogurt, but every time I try to peel the foil label from the top, I end up splattering it all over me, my desk and computer. This wouldn't be so bad, except this stuff is more durable and more opaque than the best White-Out ever made.
Consequently for days, I find myself scratching off little bright white bits of joy.
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. ~ Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act III