Tonight, I am going to dig the goo out of my two Halloween punkins[sic] and on Wednesday I am going to carve them. They will not be fancy or intricate creations - nothing like an elaborate scene of a scary-looking cat perched on a fence. I have a hard enough time simply cutting triangle eyes, but I do think that I manage a reasonably scary look with my jack-o-lanterns. I also have two boxes of big candy bars* in case you want to come and trick-or-treat at my house on Thursday night.
I really can't figure out why the township never has this scheduled on Halloween night. I've heard some vague reason regarding child-safety but it has never been clearly explained.
Some come get your Kit-Kats, Butterfingers, Baby Ruths, Reese Cups and the like!
* What is it with the Fun Size? The adjective "Fun" does not at all describe any elation one might experience with a rather smallish bar.
